I am now holding contests. I hope this doesn't end up like riddle corner.
Anyway, here's the contest:
Whoever can give me the worst pun I've never heard of by the 16th gets they're name on the blog AND if I know you, you also get a 25 cent prize!
I must have your name
You can only enter 3 times
Now... Let the contest BEGIN!
(This contest, unlike riddle corner, needs to be a real, qualified answer to win. I will not count puns I have heard, but after 3 puns I haven't, I will not look at any more of your answers.)