Cinco De Mayo Joke

My shop teacher told me this one:

In Mexico, there was a time when people really loved mayonnaise. They ate so much, they ran out of it!

They soon ordered some more to come in by ship. The people were elated. But some had a bad feeling. The ship was titled the Titanic.

As we all know, the Titanic sank. The Mexicans were so sad they created a holiday to mourn the loss.

It's name: Sink-o de Mayo.

(Play on Cinco de Mayo, it's Sink of the Mayonnaise.)

Riddle Corner Finale! (It's Funnier Then It Sounds. Read It!)

Well, the results are in. I have not gotten a single credible result and am just ending it now.
The answer was:

Label switches A, B, and C. Turn A and B on. Wait 5 minutes. Turn B off. Go upstairs and check. If it's A, the light will be on. If it's off, you can feel the light bulb. If it's B, the light bulb will still be warm. Otherwise, It's C.

However, this would not work so well because this is a green blog, so the light bulb is, of course, compact florescent. For those reddies (the opposite of green is red, so that's what I call people who aren't green) out there who don't know what that is, I referred to it in my Earth Day Sonnet as the swirly kind. It saves energy. However, it only becomes slightly warm, so that'd make it harder to tell.

Anyway, the closest response was:
when will u tell us im curios by anonymous

I know it's a question, not an answer, but it was the only response.

Congratulations anonymous!

I Can't Think of a Post, So...

This is a post.

(P.S. My friend told me if I can't think of a post, do this. I know it's cheesy, but with this P.S., it might possibly actually be a good, funny post. It's worth a shot.

Are you a procrastinator?

Don't worry. It's actually a good thing! Here's 10 phrases and reasons why:

1. Don't do today what you can put of until tomorrow.
2. Do it tomorrow, when you (possibly) have more time.
3. Do it tomorrow. Tomorrow never comes! (That way you don't have to do it at all).
4. If you do it now, you'll spend more needless time on it and have less time for fun than if you scrunch it all into the last minute.
5. It's not due tomorrow. You still have time.
6. If you are #1 at procrastinating, you may get a medal!
7. Doing work promptly and on time is so old-school.
8. You'll never have to keep working at a hard job.
9. They wouldn't call it Procrastinate if it wasn't good, right.
10. Give it another name. Call it waiting for a golden opportunity. It sound's much better.

So there you have it! Now go out there and procrasina- ah, I don't have to finish this until later.

One Step Guide to becoming famous! (Joke 1)

This is my one step guide to becoming famous! It's super easy (though not very specific)!

1. Do something that will make you famous.

Congratulations! You are now famous! Have yourself a beer!